You underestimate the power your writing has to invoke the NEED for more, Jay. Especially if something as brilliantly written as Honest Eyes has an OPEN ENDING! I am hungry for an epilogue or sequel or anything it was that good. I'm so glad you set the bar low with the notes on the ask, as it was a given that you would get AT LEAST 100 notes when it comes to your writing. I can't wait for more! You're fantastic!


Anddd you’re getting a bear hug in exactly two weeks!

  #Q&A with Jay    #helbigandthe2harts  
May is fabulous <3 And have I mentioned thank you? If not, I'm a terrible person but thanks for succumbing to peer pressure cause you are a shiny, pretty, majestic unicorn who writes wonderful things of epic proportions. #awkwardnessavoidedbrilliantlyisprettymuchmyspiritanimalgoal


I like you.

  #Q&A with Jay    #dontlovemelikexo    #I like anyone that compares me to majestic unicorns    #Especially the ones that have Coca Cola features in their avatar  
Ahem! *points to 100 notes on a CERTAIN post* *prances happily in a circle waving her arms over her head gingham (i totally meant to write gangnam but gingham is better) style* George Clooney will have to wait because you have a follow-up to write! #howamazingislakecomothough #georgeandjaysittinginatree #blueeyedbabieswillcreepyououtforevernow #iamsofuckingexcitedforthisstory #haveimentionediheartyou #youaren'tunder18right #wouldbeawkward


Oh for fuck’s sake. Very well, you seem to have won this time. I’ll write a follow up trilogy. Probably gonna be up during the month of May.

  #Q&A with Jay    #dontlovemelikexo    #One does not make George wait    #I'm 25; you're alright    #Awkwardness avoided brilliantly  
The conclusion that blue-eyed people share an ancestor is based on the variance of the amount of melanin in blue-eyed individuals. The observation is that blue eyes share a haplotype potentially indicating a shared, and recent, genetic arrival. I'm not sure I agree with their conclusion, but I'm hardly an expert. However, if you are still interested in someone with green eyes, with light skin and darker hair, I won't dissuade you. Ava Gardner, Amy Lee, and Ginnifer Goodwin all fit that bill. ;)


I love how you represent the science-y side of my followers. Thanks Mike!

I knew blue eyes were a mutation, and I know there are doctors in California who can admit eye drops into brown eyes to extract the melanin and make them blue. Oh science.

(If I were to pick a new favourite after blue, it’d be grey.)

  #Q&A with Jay    #riebart  
You rang? -GeorgeClooney Anon

Anonymous

Darling, have you heard? I’m genetically obliged to be into people with brown eyes now. Please ditch whatever girlfriend you are having at the moment, I will happily forsake England to hang out with you at lake Como.

PS: I hope you’re cool with dating mutants. Love you.

  #Q&A with Jay    #Anonymous    #GeorgeClooney Anon  
Also did you know that people say that all blue eyed people came from one single descendant whose genes mutated 6-10k years ago? Before that everyones eyes were brown. So... in conclusion, pretty much all blue eyed people are related. #incestfactsarecool #nowi'mwonderingwheregreeneyescamefrom


Please don’t say things like that because that means I’d start to date people with non-blue eyes in order to not feel weird. (Where do green and grey eyes come from then? Are they mutations? Are they still cool and incest-free? Do I need to stick to brown eyed people in the future? George Clooney, here I come.)

  #Q&A with Jay    #dontlovemelikexo  
Wait which fanfic writers are going to be at nofilter? I want to meet as many of you as possible!!!!!

Anonymous

On the 7th of May, I know letusneverspeakofthis will be there somewhere, as well as yotoob and starsandharts. And then there’s me, too.

No idea who the other two (?) are though! But yeah, come say hi! I’ll be the non-Brit in C12 that’s very much excited to be three rows away from Hannah Hart.

  #Hartorotica    #LetUsNeverSpeakOfThis    #StarsAndHarts    #Yotoob    #NoFilterShow  
The fanfic writer concentration on the 7th of May is gonna be insane, there's like six of you that I know off?!

Anonymous

I know of three, apart from me.

I’m just saying, if there is a fan fiction reenactment and it’s by anyone present at the time, you better hope someone films it.

  #Q&A with Jay    #Anonymous  
I'm not a fan of open endings, but it was wonderfully written (as always) so i forgive you. But seriously, why did Mamrie have to send that text though? Why did Hannah have to read it? Jay i think i need "something" Eyes series to fix this.

Anonymous

All in favour, say aye?

(100 notes by Friday eve on this post and you get your third series. Pinky promise on that.)

  #Q&A with Jay    #Anonymous    #Honest Eyes    #Brown Eyes    #Blue Eyes?  
Can you please inform Jay that she is evil and to answer her question, no, open endings are not fun!!!!!

Anonymous

yotoob:

hartorotica:

yotoob:

hartorotica:

yotoob:

Jay; consider this your formal warning!

Formal warning?

What’s going to happen next, Cat? Are you giving me detention? Can’t I ruffle your hair anymore at #NFS? Will you no longer do the Trinity selfie thing with me and Lauren? Are you annulling our friendship? What is happening? =(

Jay, if you just quoted Karen Walker in your tags then you just unlocked extra bonus level of friendship.

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Oh my God.

This seems like an excellent opportunity to point out that I have all W&G seasons. Karen Walker is also me in 20 years my spirit animal. For proof I will refer you to the tags.

You say potato, I say vodka.

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is I love to drink.

  #Oh look; someone got flowers! Or as I like to call it; poor people's jewelry    #Honey; tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic  
Can you please inform Jay that she is evil and to answer her question, no, open endings are not fun!!!!!

Anonymous

yotoob:

hartorotica:

yotoob:

Jay; consider this your formal warning!

Formal warning?

What’s going to happen next, Cat? Are you giving me detention? Can’t I ruffle your hair anymore at #NFS? Will you no longer do the Trinity selfie thing with me and Lauren? Are you annulling our friendship? What is happening? =(

Jay, if you just quoted Karen Walker in your tags then you just unlocked extra bonus level of friendship.

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Oh my God.

This seems like an excellent opportunity to point out that I have all W&G seasons. Karen Walker is also me in 20 years my spirit animal. For proof I will refer you to the tags.

  #One part of me is sad; one part of me is angry; the rest of me is just drunk    #Your hair is such a mess even the Red Cross wouldn't give it coffee    #I'm Stanley Walker's bitch    #Here; honey; charge yourself a little happy    #Tell Will to direct his anger at his mother; where it belongs    #Face it; the only thing you have got in common with Julia Roberts is horse teeth and terrible taste in men    #Let me get you up to speed; I own you and what we're doing is none of your business    #Sometimes you just have to lay back; point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags  
Can you please inform Jay that she is evil and to answer her question, no, open endings are not fun!!!!!

Anonymous

yotoob:

Jay; consider this your formal warning!

Formal warning?

What’s going to happen next, Cat? Are you giving me detention? Can’t I ruffle your hair anymore at #NFS? Will you no longer do the Trinity selfie thing with me and Lauren? Are you annulling our friendship? What is happening? =(

  #yotoob    #honey; what's this; what's happening; what's going on  
Yes,hi hey hello. I know how I said I'd catch up on reading in the next few days. When I went to bed yesterday, I thought reading one chapter wouldn't hurt. So now, I've naturally read the whole thing, honest eyes included. Jay. Teach me. Please. I honestly think this is one of the best things you've written. The subtility in this story is what makes it great, there's unspoken sexual and romantical tention and I can't. I'm very much in favour of the open ending,it leaves you thinking for a while


Let’s discuss this multiship thing next week over brunch. (Also Lily Allen! And your big data stuff!) Eep, excites!

  #Q&A with Jay    #theeke  
Weren't you the person who fancied people with black hair and light eyes? Apprently there's a name for it too= ''black Irish'' (some fenotype)

Anonymous

I thought you were taking the piss so I looked it up, and heaven behold, there is a phenotype called Black Irish! I’m gonna read up on that!

And yeah, you are right. I do have a thing for the dark hair, light eyes, fair skin combo. Sexy as hell. (Prime example: Emily Blunt.)

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  #Q&A with Jay    #Anonymous  
Congrats on the Hannah reblog. I'm hoping the rest of your day will be just as awesome!


Oh my god, you are adorable. Thanks Kenzi!

(Also still think your URL slays tumblr. Just saying.)

  #Q&A with Jay    #ikenziclearlynow