You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Ohhh, touché.

  #Q&A with Jay    #caskett  
I'm more than willing to send you your IP address against the IP Address of theholytrinityconfessions and you'll quickly see everyone can find out they are exactly the same - how funny! That coincidence hahahahhaah ha ha ha ha..ha....youre a cunt.



Hahaha. Do what you want bro. We live in the same area. And most IP trackers only tract service areas. If you’re so concerned why don’t you ask Helen or Lauren or anyone who’s stayed with me and seen my blogs and activity. Plus it’s not like the person running the confessions blog is a bad person. They’ve been really nice to me. So feel free to continue your anonymous witch hunt cause frankly no one gives a shit.

Kind reminder that
A) this is pure conjecture,
B) IP addresses refer to someone’s approximate location, ISP leads back to specific devices. I am pretty sure Amanda isn’t the only person in LA with an internet connection.
C) calling people cunt for denying allegations is a bit OTT? You’d call someone a cunt for being rude and accusing people of shit they didn’t do.

So like, lay off, you cunt bitch.

  #Hartorotica: you don't cunt my friends  
Queen, can you give me your belgian waffles recipe??


  • 1000gr. fluid flour (Apparently this is a Belgian thing - fluid flour is basically the flour you’d buy to thicken sauces, the kind of flour that doesn’t clot easily)
  • 500gr. soft butter
  • 500gr. caster sugar
  • 9 large eggs (yolks and whites separated)
  • 1 tbsp. of vanilla sugar/extract

How to:

  • Mix flour, sugar and vanilla sugar/extract together.
  • Add butter, mix again.
  • Separate your yolks and whites.
  • Add the yolks, mix again.
  • Beat the whites until you’ve got stiff peaks. Then fold it into the batter. (This will make them airy, don’t overwork it.)

You’ll get about 50 normal-sized waffles out of this recipe, so you can divide/multiply the ingredients if you want less/more.

  #Hartorotica: now also giving cooking advice    #Now also has a cooking blog    #Also plans on recreating all MDK book recipes next month    #Wonders whether to just take pictures or to film it too    #Goddamnit; I'd LOVE to cook for a living    #It's literally writing - cooking - legal stuff    #Okay; that's not true    #But I love writing and cooking so much  

"I’m pregnant."

"Wh-what were you thinking? Why you have to have another baby? You just had two! So why, why, why - this is exasperating."

  #Hartorotica: thinks this kid is a genius    #EXASPERATING  
your accent is to die for! please start making videos at some point, i can't be the only one wanting to see little parts of a day in the life of jay! ;)


A day in the life of Jay. That sounds brilliant.

  #Q&A with Jay    #Anonymous  

"Oh my gosh, look at her butt."

No. No, no. Look at my butt instead. My butt is way better.

  #Hartorotica: taking lyrics very literally nowadays  

To the anon(s) sending messages concerning this ‘shipping’:

Stop. I have already answered this publicly months ago, and then weeks ago, and frankly, I am very much done answering silly questions about silly theories you may have. I urge you to let it go, because it’s starting to get on my nerves. Focus on your own relationships with people instead of others’.

  #Hartorotica: very much done with some people  
Do you work with other writers beside haveyouseenmyplot? How do you even befriend them? I tried talking to writers and some of them struck me as very self obsessed .






So I’m trying not to side-eye you on this in case you are referring to one of the people I care about… but I’ll proceed as if you haven’t mildly insulted all the fanfic writers on Tumblr.

Yes, I do work with other folks. I’m always happy to give my opinion!

As for befriending, I am such an awkward creature by nature that I think having an opening conversation starter like fanfic feedback is super helpful for me to try and make friends with someone. I also think that a person reveals a certain bit of themselves through their writing and so it helps me be like, oh ok, yes, you are a person I might get along with vs trying to decipher that through random reblogs of Grace’s cute faces and Hannah’s butt (not that I don’t appreciate those!). So, yeah, I don’t know, I just befriend people by treating them the way I would want to be treated and just trying to take a general interest in their lives and being a nice person? The same way I would in person, really.

Also, I work with actors and talent on a pretty regular basis, so in comparison, no one seems self absorbed at all! I also think people say self obsessed when they really mean “confident” a lot, and I find confidence very delightful!

I would like to confirm that I am very self-obsessed.

I just assumed they were talking about hartorotica, who ships herself with herself as her OTP, but et tu Cat?

Why wouldn’t I ship myself with me? The mere notion I’d need anyone else to make me 100% happy is ridiculous. I get me entirely, I always make sure I have a great time and let’s face it, the sex is pretty epic.

I love me.

  #Hartorotica: self-obsession coming to a blog near you soon    #the amount of people on here not understanding sarcasm is ridic    #put your brain cells to good use please  
"and Lauren Carmel, just for the hell of it... ... jah, doe maar" hahaha fantastisch :'D

Well, I mean… Dank je wel!

  #Q&A with Jay    #blastedbalcony  
Woah. I don't know how I didn't notice (I blame my poor eyesight and obliviousness), but you have really nice eyes!

Thanks, Emmett!

  #Q&A with Jay    #zerohale  


I nominate: itsswike, hotmessmoves (both of you, ladies) & laurencarmel. Since California is experiencing a drought, feel free to be creative. Bottled water or a trip to the sea/swimming pool is alright too.

I’ll donate an extra $10 for every single nominee that actually does it.

  #Hartorotica    #ALS Ice Bucket Challenge    #LaurenCarmel    #Sarah Weichel    #HotMessMoves  
I was tagged by effyeffa. Here goes.

Rules: Insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers. No.

  • Name: Jasmine
  • Nicknames: Jay, Jas
  • Birthday: February 17th
  • Gender: Female
  • Sexuality: I’m gonna go with bisexual, but blegh labels.
  • Height: 1.70m (5’6”)
  • Time zone: GMT (London) or GMT+1 (Belgium)
  • What time and date is it there: August 27th, 15:10
  • Average hours of sleep I get each night: Four, five?
  • OTPs: Swarto. My God, Swarto. Also me and myself.
  • The last thing I Googled was: "Why do Japanese censor their porn?"
  • First word that comes to mind: Porn (because Japanese)
  • What I last said to a family member: "Ja"
  • One place that makes me happy and why: Private.
  • How many blankets I sleep under: Zero blankets. One duvet.
  • Favourite beverage: Diet Coke.
  • The last movie I watched in the cinema: Edge of Tomorrow.
  • Three things I can’t live without: Phone, Diet Coke, moisturiser.
  • Something I plan on learning: Sign language, Estonian.
  • A piece of advice for all my followers: Take chances. In the end, you regret the things you didn’t dare to do.
  • You have to listen to this song: Happy, by C2C.
  • My blog(s): I have five, only actively use two.

Tagging: yotoob, theeke, riebart, dontlovemelikexo & netizka​.

  #Hartorotica: doing these because Eva asked so nicely  
Post-ALS bucket challenge. Currently drying up on the roof.

Post-ALS bucket challenge. Currently drying up on the roof.

  #Hartorotica    #Blegh ice buckets  
BAE I cannot wait for your new stories I MISS YOUR WRITINGS JAY, I MISS THEM A LOT </3

I took a summery leave but fics (and gifs) are making a cool return this fall!

Also shuddup, you’re the bae.

  #Q&A with Jay    #effyeffa    #Jay writes  


As did one of my best friends. I’ll donate to the cause, but doing this ice bucket thing tomorrow just so I can nominate some people too.

  #Q&A with Jay    #Anonymous