What song would you like to be used in a Lay video?

Anonymous

I have been wondering about this question for 20 minutes and I can’t think of anything particular. There are loads of songs that make me think of Lauren somehow, but none really suit the purpose of a #Lay video.

Eh - ‘Happy’ by C2C or ‘Pencil full of lead’ by Paolo Nutini, probably. I’m off to make a playlist now.

jaysmine arent you bi / 'heteroflexible' that's kindof Not Lesbian even though it's in the Gay Club. a lot of lesbians aren't a fan of Not Lesbian women calling themselves lesbians since it fuels (not creates, but encourages) the dudebro belief that lesbians can/will/do date men and sleep with men, or are "like, really Feminist bisexuals," avoiding men out of choice. though also you were probably just kidding around with a friend and here I am like some anonasshole ah dont worry about it sorry

Anonymous

Spoiler alert: there are lesbians that will sleep with men or end up falling in love with some guy, and that is totally fine.

I’m not ‘a lesbian’, but is anyone? (Cue debate on the sexuality scale and how nobody is 100% gay or straight.) I thought I was straight until I ended up with a girl, and for years I was convinced that girl was the exception to my straight rule and I’d be with her forever anyway. End game. Didn’t want other guys, didn’t look at other girls. If you’d known me, you’d have thought I was a lesbian. And I was, for a while.

Sexuality is a fluid thing. For now I feel most comfortable with thinking of myself as bisexual. Sorry if any lesbian felt offended because the heteroflexible/bisexual girl made a funny about red velvet cake and sexuality clubs.

I stayed awake until 3am to watch the livestream #NOFUCKINGREGRETS

Anonymous

You are doing life right, well done.

veryhartistic:

jay and I are on screen, there are people, i am wearing a cute playsuit xxx

Liveee

If this live stream gets 100 viewers, something is happening.

Feel free to ask/say things on tumblr using #LayUSA

  #LayUSA    #VeryHartistic    #Hartorotica  

veryhartistic:

a livestream is happening in like 20 minutes wtf how do you do the thing ???

EXCITES.

Also feel free to send in questions so I don’t have to engage into spontaneous rambling conversation.

  #legit excites    #the thing will hopefully work in like 8 minutes  
Will you record it so people who are sleeping can watch it later

Anonymous

It should be available afterwards, yeah!

"I like all the clubs" THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE METAPHOR AND DOUBLE-ENTENDRE!

Anonymous

YOU ARE MY KIND OF PERSON. WELL DONE ON BEING YOU.

Waaait what live stream? I'm so dumb sorry but have I missed something?😩

Anonymous

Lauren and I will grace your screens in approximately two hours’ time.

She’ll grace. I’ll be confused on how live streams work exactly.

yotoob:

hartorotica:

yotoob:

hartorotica:

yotoob:

Hello.

My mother, who is a mother of a lesbian (me), in an excellent attempt to communicate with her daughter, who is a lesbian (that me. Lesbian), has asked me the following lesbian themed question, because that is what I am; a lesbian.

"Is there a particular type of cake which is…

THE GO TO ANSWER TO THIS IS RED VELVET CAKE. RED. VELVET. CAKE.

I’M TRYING TO FIGHT STEREOTYPES JAY. ALSO I AM NOT SURE WHETHER YOU QUALIFY TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS SURVEY - PLEASE DO NOT TRY AND SKEW THE DATA IN THIS GROUNDBREAKING EXPERIMENT.

HOW THE FLIPPITY FUCK WOULD I NOT QUALIFY, CATHERINE?!

MUM DID NOT STATE WHETHER BELGIANS WERE ALLOWED TO TAKE PART. I WILL CHECK AND GET BACK TO YOU.

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

  #How DARE you  

yotoob:

hartorotica:

yotoob:

Hello.

My mother, who is a mother of a lesbian (me), in an excellent attempt to communicate with her daughter, who is a lesbian (that me. Lesbian), has asked me the following lesbian themed question, because that is what I am; a lesbian.

"Is there a particular type of cake which is…

THE GO TO ANSWER TO THIS IS RED VELVET CAKE. RED. VELVET. CAKE.

I’M TRYING TO FIGHT STEREOTYPES JAY. ALSO I AM NOT SURE WHETHER YOU QUALIFY TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS SURVEY - PLEASE DO NOT TRY AND SKEW THE DATA IN THIS GROUNDBREAKING EXPERIMENT.

HOW THE FLIPPITY FUCK WOULD I NOT QUALIFY, CATHERINE?!

  #boobs    #butts    #pussy    #see; I'm totally aware    #I am deffo part of the club    #I am not EXCLUSIVELY in the club    #But you know    #I like all the clubs  
When is the livestream please?

Anonymous

(Oh god, the ‘please’ makes me want to hug your polite self so much!)

Live stream happens in exactly three hours from now (GMT midnight).

yotoob:

Hello.

My mother, who is a mother of a lesbian (me), in an excellent attempt to communicate with her daughter, who is a lesbian (that me. Lesbian), has asked me the following lesbian themed question, because that is what I am; a lesbian.

"Is there a particular type of cake which is…

THE GO TO ANSWER TO THIS IS RED VELVET CAKE. RED. VELVET. CAKE.

  #seriously; think of all the puns    #also the book; Tipping The Velvet    #ew but also yay    #I need to get out more  
WAIT! THAT PICTURE! THATS LAURENS CAT! HOW DO YOU KEEP MOVING PLACE TO PLACE WHEN LAUREN MOVES PLACE TO PLACE!!?! AS IN THE SAME PLACES?!!

Anonymous

—- Answer version #1 —-

I DON’T KNOW, THIS IS A THING THAT SORT OF SEEMS TO HAPPEN EVERY NOW AND THEN. SHE IS AT A PLACE AND THEN I AM AT THE PLACE TOO AND THEN SHE MOVES PLACES AND THEN I MOVE PLACES AS WELL. YOU WOULD THINK SHE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM ME AND I AM JUST NOT HAVING ANY OF IT.

—- Answer version #2 —-

Day #321 of knowing Lauren:

I have infiltrated in yet another house she is staying at for the time being. I blended in with the group of people she refers to as friends, and managed to be relatively polite to family members. The cats seem to like me: the ginger one likes to dribble on me and the little black one enjoys making sure I can’t move by laying on top of my hand/stomach. This makes it very hard to continue my quest of finding out Lauren’s perfect eyeliner and eyebrow secrets. I have acquired alcoholic beverages and will attempt to get more information out of her once she is mildly intoxicated.

I come up with the most ingenious plans.

—- Answer version #3 —-

I came to visit because her ex-landlady, who also was my landlady for a few months, had a leaving party because she’s leaving the country for a while. Also Lauren was going to move out of that house, and I helped her move places because I am pretty much the best friend in the history of ever.

I have been writing all morning in the company of these two idiots and I think this might be the definition of bliss.

I have been writing all morning in the company of these two idiots and I think this might be the definition of bliss.

  #Hartorotica